What do you want?

"What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."

Except, that not's what he's saying, doing, or talking to. But otherwise the quote fits perfectly.

This is Long Shan, twin brother of Long Shen. Both of them wish their parents had given them less similar names. He lives in an abandoned mine tunnel; there was a cave-in just behind where his bed is, and he moved in and made a few renovations.

The above quote is (c) Eddie Izzard, aka Lord of Awesome.